Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle
Your wife has ever said,"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."
You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You hammer bottle caps into the
frame of your front door to make it look nice.
Rednecks don’t live near beaches. But that doesn’t stop them from surfing. All they need is a pond, swamp, or creek, a rope, a surfboard, and a truck!













